The NES wasn't the most successful of machines in Europe. Though while it didn't bomb, publishers were often forced to port their games to more popular European computers and consoles to make money.
So In this episode of Games Yanks Can't Wank, Guru Larry takes a look at the bizarre British ports of everyone's favourite shooter, Contra.
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